Your cute rubber boots that you bought for the rainy season are permanently stationed by the front door
You have names and nicknames for all your sheep and can identify which one is crying from three fields away
You count your sheep every day
You invite friends over so you can show off your new lambs
Your favourite perfume has been replaced with Vape bug spray
You have lengthy comversations with the Park Ranger about how to preserve tomatoes
You find yourself racing past the shopping mall to get to Leroy Merlin before closing time because there was a sale on dirt!
You get excited about new floral patterns on garden gloves
You now totally get why socks with sandals makes sense!