The world according to…


My husband.

So yesterday after my hospital visit, I asked my husband to read the leaflet from the pills to see if I should eat first and this is what he said:

“You can’t take these, you’re allergic to aspirin”

Me: “Ummm, no honey, I’m not. Actually, I’m allergic to penicillin”

Him: “You are?”

Me: “How long have we been married?”

Him: “Well I know you’ve had kidney problems in the past so I must have gotten confused.”

Me: “Amore, my kidneys are just fine, my liver on the other hand…”

Him: “Well I know you’re allergic to mangoes!”

Me: “Oh that’s good, because the paramedics would need to know that!”

Oy Vey…

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About lmarmstrong66

I'm a blogger, painter, writer, singer. For the love of all things in nature and creativity.
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One Response to The world according to…

  1. Cyndy says:

    You are soooooooooo funny!!!

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