It’s the real thing


I’ve just discovered the secret to overcoming my laziness!
Coca-cola! Who knew that this mighty can could get so much production out of me? As a rule, I stay away from soft drinks. I like them but I know they’re bad for me, so I limit my intake. But it has been so hot lately that only a lemon granita or coke will cool me down. And since granitas (think large flavoured ice…Slushie!) are not something you can buy and take home with you, I decided to buy some cans of coke.

Whoa dude! I have been like a working machine all day tidying up the yard and working my clippers into overdrive. I’ve got three piles to burn! And I didn’t even have any boar poop to scoop today. I guess they realized that I had a limited menu and moved on, although I doubt it.

So now, I am chilling with a glass of wine and still need to water all the plants. I got off the hook yesterday because it poured rain. The coke has worn off and all I want to do is eat and sleep and it’s only 6:00 p.m.

Oh, and another thing…someone told me to buy predator pee to fend off the boar. At first I thought it was a joke, you know those crazy Californians, haha, but she was serious. Then my sister-in-law sent me a link where I can buy lion pee online! Turns out Canadians aren’t any less crazy than the Californians after all. Do you think they sell it by the gallon? Cuz I’ve got a big yard 🙂 and while I’m on this delicate subject…I wanna meet the guy who is collecting this stuff cuz he’s either crazy or a millionaire, or, if he’s from California, then likely both.

Oh Toto, we still have so much to learn in Oz don’t we?


About lmarmstrong66

I'm a blogger, painter, writer, singer. For the love of all things in nature and creativity.
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2 Responses to It’s the real thing

  1. Not sure whether to call you Martha (as in Stuart), Liza (as in Green Acres) or Molly (as in my maid). Put some rum in that coke, put your feet up and enjoy life in the country

  2. katecrimmins says:

    I have these crazy visions of how this urine is collected and none of them are sane.

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