I’ve just discovered the secret to overcoming my laziness!
Coca-cola! Who knew that this mighty can could get so much production out of me? As a rule, I stay away from soft drinks. I like them but I know they’re bad for me, so I limit my intake. But it has been so hot lately that only a lemon granita or coke will cool me down. And since granitas (think large flavoured ice…Slushie!) are not something you can buy and take home with you, I decided to buy some cans of coke.
Whoa dude! I have been like a working machine all day tidying up the yard and working my clippers into overdrive. I’ve got three piles to burn! And I didn’t even have any boar poop to scoop today. I guess they realized that I had a limited menu and moved on, although I doubt it.
So now, I am chilling with a glass of wine and still need to water all the plants. I got off the hook yesterday because it poured rain. The coke has worn off and all I want to do is eat and sleep and it’s only 6:00 p.m.
Oh, and another thing…someone told me to buy predator pee to fend off the boar. At first I thought it was a joke, you know those crazy Californians, haha, but she was serious. Then my sister-in-law sent me a link where I can buy lion pee online! Turns out Canadians aren’t any less crazy than the Californians after all. Do you think they sell it by the gallon? Cuz I’ve got a big yard 🙂 and while I’m on this delicate subject…I wanna meet the guy who is collecting this stuff cuz he’s either crazy or a millionaire, or, if he’s from California, then likely both.
Oh Toto, we still have so much to learn in Oz don’t we?