Worst blogger ever! Pass the Prosecco…

Shit! I should get the award for worst blogger ever! Can you believe that I wrote three drafts and trashed them all? I have had a bit of a rule lately, if it ain’t funny, it ain’t gonna make it on this page. But seriously, who doesn’t want funny? Or happy for that matter?

Now, I’m not saying I have lost my funny, but clearly I am out of Prosecco! My husband is coming home Friday…or at least, that’s the plan. He has been delayed three times and well it’s kinda like going to a party and expecting buckets of Prosecco only to learn that your host forgot to buy some *le sigh.

The company extended him an extra three weeks and then toyed with our expectations by tagging on an extra week just for fun! Ugh, oh how I loathe the fact that these huge corporations can play us all like puppets on a string.

But back to the funny stuff…

Did you know that there’s an app for Olive Oil? I wonder if there’s one on how to wipe your ass too? Okay, that was a bit crude even for me, but funny no? Please forgive me. I have two more calendar days before I can get lucky πŸ™‚ just sayin’

So yesterday I went to see Gaby, my wacky hairdresser in Genova. I love this gal, she has got the wildest, messed up hair I’ve ever seen and she gives me the best hair cuts! I asked her to also give my hair a shot of colour and this is how the conversation went (in Italian but I will write in English of course).

Gaby: Liiiaaaaa, who did your hair last time?
Me: Ummmm, you did Gaby, what do you mean?
Gaby: No, no, I mean, who did the colour on the roots?
Me: Oh, I did. You know, it’s cheaper to buy the box and do it in between cuts.
Gaby: Oh dear, you made a big mess of the back!
Me: Really? Well that’s okay, I can’t see it anyway, so who cares?
Gaby: Oh you are soooo funny. Crazy but funny.
Me: Um, that’s cool, but you’re gonna fix it, right? πŸ™‚
Gaby: Oh the colour is fantastic, soooo beautiful!
Me: Yes, it looks great doesn’t it? People compliment my colour all the time, I tell them it’s natural, heehee.
Gaby: You are a terrible liar, they just have to look at the back of your head silly.
Me: Oh, you’re just telling me that so I will come visit you more often cuz you like me πŸ™‚

Moral of the story: Everyone will know my husband is coming home because my hair looks normal again…even from the back apparently!

Pass the Prosecco please!


About lmarmstrong66

I'm a blogger, painter, writer, singer. For the love of all things in nature and creativity.
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5 Responses to Worst blogger ever! Pass the Prosecco…

  1. Haha! Mi fai troppo ridere Leah πŸ™‚

  2. katecrimmins says:

    My stylist has given up on lecturing me about what I do to my hair. I try to stretch out haircuts so I cut bangs. I do my own color and like you I can’t see the back so I don’t care! When I go in, she says, “We’ll fix it all up!” (Hey, I didn’t think it was so bad!!!!)

  3. Leigh says:

    *smacks forehead* So thaaat’s why D suggested I get a professional cut and color last Ferragosto I spent with him…

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