Shit! I should get the award for worst blogger ever! Can you believe that I wrote three drafts and trashed them all? I have had a bit of a rule lately, if it ain’t funny, it ain’t gonna make it on this page. But seriously, who doesn’t want funny? Or happy for that matter?
Now, I’m not saying I have lost my funny, but clearly I am out of Prosecco! My husband is coming home Friday…or at least, that’s the plan. He has been delayed three times and well it’s kinda like going to a party and expecting buckets of Prosecco only to learn that your host forgot to buy some *le sigh.
The company extended him an extra three weeks and then toyed with our expectations by tagging on an extra week just for fun! Ugh, oh how I loathe the fact that these huge corporations can play us all like puppets on a string.
But back to the funny stuff…
Did you know that there’s an app for Olive Oil? I wonder if there’s one on how to wipe your ass too? Okay, that was a bit crude even for me, but funny no? Please forgive me. I have two more calendar days before I can get lucky 🙂 just sayin’
So yesterday I went to see Gaby, my wacky hairdresser in Genova. I love this gal, she has got the wildest, messed up hair I’ve ever seen and she gives me the best hair cuts! I asked her to also give my hair a shot of colour and this is how the conversation went (in Italian but I will write in English of course).
Gaby: Liiiaaaaa, who did your hair last time?
Me: Ummmm, you did Gaby, what do you mean?
Gaby: No, no, I mean, who did the colour on the roots?
Me: Oh, I did. You know, it’s cheaper to buy the box and do it in between cuts.
Gaby: Oh dear, you made a big mess of the back!
Me: Really? Well that’s okay, I can’t see it anyway, so who cares?
Gaby: Oh you are soooo funny. Crazy but funny.
Me: Um, that’s cool, but you’re gonna fix it, right? 🙂
Gaby: Oh the colour is fantastic, soooo beautiful!
Me: Yes, it looks great doesn’t it? People compliment my colour all the time, I tell them it’s natural, heehee.
Gaby: You are a terrible liar, they just have to look at the back of your head silly.
Me: Oh, you’re just telling me that so I will come visit you more often cuz you like me 🙂
Moral of the story: Everyone will know my husband is coming home because my hair looks normal again…even from the back apparently!
Pass the Prosecco please!