What did you say?


Scene 1
Me: Sweetie, why are you throwing away your socks?

Husband: Because they’re broken.

Me: Broken? How did they break?

Scene 2
Husband: Can you remember me to buy bread?

Me: Okay.

Scene 3
Husband: Those people own me money.

Me: What people?

Scene 4
Me: I haven’t got any more fazzoletti in my purse.

Husband: That’s because Coco keeps bringing them from your purse.

Translation: the longer I am married to an Italian the better I understand him and the worse my English gets…FYI, fazoletti are those little packages of tissue that Coco goes crazy for and she does steal them from my purse!

PS: Can you please close the light? I’m going to bed. Buonanotte (which can be one or two words)

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3 Responses to What did you say?

  1. kay says:

    Big sigh….capisco totally! Anche io…. senza la mia madre lingua, ma con poco italiano! And to think that I once taught English at university level!

  2. mouseytong says:

    Hahaha!!! It totally happens!! Come Kay, ti capisco!

  3. febby_sapulete says:

    me : what happened with your computer?
    my fiance : it’s dead
    me : ???? >_<

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