Armadio: portable closet that weighs a ton, costs a fortune and has given me a headache.
Mama: I think you should change the armadio it’s old and ugly.
Me: I don’t think it’s ugly, it’s classic, besides, I need it and am not going to spend money buying a new one.
Mama: Well there isn’t enough space in it for your clothes and my son’s so you need to buy a second one anyways.
Me: He can buy what he wants when he gets home.
Mama: Oh Dio! He will be on vacation after working for four months, you can’t do that! He needs his rest!
Me: Okay, fair enough, I will get him something at IKEA.
Mama: IKEA? Not good enough, I will buy the new armadio…
Me: (cartoon bubble over my head…uh oh, what’s this going to involve?)