Mama did what???

Yep, today we hit a new stride in our beloved relationship and Mama officially felt me up! The rain has stopped and I was on my way out to a sunny day and 18 degrees outside. She asked me if I had warm enough clothes on and if my t-shirt under my dress was wool. I lied and said yep! Obviously she didn’t believe me because she then dove her hand down the front of my top to get a feel of the material to verify that it was in fact wool!

Geez! The last time I was felt up like that was when I decided to donate some money to the War Veterans and the old guy patted my chest while he pinned my poppy on me! I figured he went to war and fought for my freedom so I decided not to be too offended and just smiled and said thanks!

Tomorrow is Remembrance Day in Canada. It is also a very significant day because it will be the 11th day of the 11th month on the 11th year. Please remember those who have fought for our rights and freedom in the world and make a wish for world peace.

I know, only I could possible write about peace in the world and old men and Mama copping a feel of the funbags. Hope that made you lol.

Life is meant to be fun and cherished…so go on, go get your poppy today and perhaps you ladies will get an unexpected bonus too!


About lmarmstrong66

I'm a blogger, painter, writer, singer. For the love of all things in nature and creativity.
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3 Responses to Mama did what???

  1. adwoa says:

    HA – wowwwww. Leah, you may have outdone yourself with this one šŸ™‚ I’m glad the rain has stopped. (Though I would say that fighting for my freedom does not entitle you to act a damn fool; I might still have decked a veteran that day.) Hope you’re well!

  2. Cyndy says:

    yes – you did make me laugh out loud – a couple of times!!!!!!!!

  3. Lin Hunnicutt says:


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