You know you’re getting old when…


  • Getting out the door on time is more important than washing or even brushing your hair
  • Comfortable shoes are not only an option but necessary for survival
  • Your tan consists of dark spots that can no longer be passed off as cute freckles
  • That old guy on the bus that has been checking you out is not a pedophile and he actually thinks he’s got a shot at dating you
  • Sporting a mini skirt is no longer a future endeavor
  • All your body parts start with an animal adjective “elephant knees” “crow’s feet”
  • You wake up at 6:00 a.m. and can’t get back to sleep
  • People younger than you are referring to themselves as “old”!
Did I forget anything? Oh yeah, that’s one too isn’t it!
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5 Responses to You know you’re getting old when…

  1. Enrico says:

    “You wake up at 6:00 a.m. and can’t get back to sleep” O MY GOD I AM GETTING OLD!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Elora Daphne says:

    Was that last point on the list aimed at anyone in particular??

  3. major2007 says:

    All of these are so true, especially that one about waking up at 6:00 and not getting back to sleep. I alugh at my nieces and nephews when they complain about getting old, they ain’t seen nothing yet.

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