- Getting out the door on time is more important than washing or even brushing your hair
- Comfortable shoes are not only an option but necessary for survival
- Your tan consists of dark spots that can no longer be passed off as cute freckles
- That old guy on the bus that has been checking you out is not a pedophile and he actually thinks he’s got a shot at dating you
- Sporting a mini skirt is no longer a future endeavor
- All your body parts start with an animal adjective “elephant knees” “crow’s feet”
- You wake up at 6:00 a.m. and can’t get back to sleep
- People younger than you are referring to themselves as “old”!
Did I forget anything? Oh yeah, that’s one too isn’t it!