No wonder everyone thinks we all look/dress like Lumber Jack’s. I am Canadian. I LOVE Maple Syrup. But I don’t own anything plaid. Every time I go to the supermarket I look for the stuff and if I am lucky I pick up an overpriced bottle and have French toast. But this time around I discovered a new brand called “Maple Joe”. Honestly, I had to chuckle because Joe is an Italian name and I have never before associated “Joe” with Maple Syrup! I guess after a few generations of Italian immigrants in Canada it was bound to happen, but I doubt “Joe” looks anything like the burly guy on the label.
Oh, and by the way, I am back at Mama’s again. I am sure she is wondering why I had bothered to move out in the first place. In fact, I am here so often lately that so am I. But again, for good cause. I am trying to get rid of the mold on my walls once and for all. Call me paranoid but I have got a bit of a scare about the whole thing since I got that nasty flu last week and I really don’t want something as lame as moldy walls to be the cause of death written in my obituary. (Call me vain but I was hoping to kick the bucket in a much more adventurous fashion)
The walls have been sprayed again and the window is wide open to air out the smell of chemicals. Coco had to get her sterilization today so it just made sense to come to Mama’s for a mold free weekend of R&R. Poor Coco, she is still a bit stoned and pissed at me for taking away her womanhood, but hopefully she will thank me when she doesn’t suffer from a monthly heat. Hmmmm, I wonder if it’s too late to sterilize me too?