Call it a hunch, but I think God is testing my patience again and plans to go the full nine yards on making me wait until the 20th day. In the meantime I have placed fresh flowers all over the house and have been baking up a storm. I will send my husband back to the ship 15 kilo’s heavier than when he arrived…which is not necessarily a good idea considering that my Wii converted his Mii character into a frumpy fat cartoon version after he did the fitness test!
I dread the moment I step back on my Wii which is presently being ignored and collecting dust in the city. As I write this I am plotting my strategy on how to lure these Polizia to the house sooner.
I thought about leaving a trail of grappa and donuts along the road but 1.) the road is too long and they would be drunk before they reached the house and 2.) there are no Tim Horton’s donut shops to buy them from. So, plan B is to run around the property stark naked singing Italian opera very badly until the neighbours file a complaint : )
Of course I am waiting for the sun to shine first because I wouldn’t want to catch a draft and then have to call in sick at work! In the meantime feel free to cast your vote here!
Option A) Grappa & Donuts
Option B) Naked Italian Opera