Grappa & Donuts or Naked Opera?


Call it a hunch, but I think God is testing my patience again and plans to go the full nine yards on making me wait until the 20th day. In the meantime I have placed fresh flowers all over the house and have been baking up a storm. I will send my husband back to the ship 15 kilo’s heavier than when he arrived…which is not necessarily a good idea considering that my Wii converted his Mii character into a frumpy fat cartoon version after he did the fitness test!

I dread the moment I step back on my Wii which is presently being ignored and collecting dust in the city. As I write this I am plotting my strategy on how to lure these Polizia to the house sooner.

I thought about leaving a trail of grappa and donuts along the road but 1.) the road is too long and they would be drunk before they reached the house and 2.) there are no Tim Horton’s donut shops to buy them from. So, plan B is to run around the property stark naked singing Italian opera very badly until the neighbours file a complaint : )

Of course I am waiting for the sun to shine first because I wouldn’t want to catch a draft and then have to call in sick at work! In the meantime feel free to cast your vote here!

Option A) Grappa & Donuts
or
Option B) Naked Italian Opera

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About lmarmstrong66

I'm a blogger, painter, writer, singer. For the love of all things in nature and creativity.
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3 Responses to Grappa & Donuts or Naked Opera?

  1. sabina says:

    I vote for option B…and don’t forget to give me a call if you do it! I can grant you that the police will come immediately! But darling, are we sure they will leave you at home? Maybe you should think about an option C….

  2. eloradaphne says:

    definately B, but I want it be filmed, for my enjoyment 🙂

  3. Sharon Bellows says:

    I would say option B however…. I would choose to sing English and not opera….might get a complaint faster….lol (tan first so as to not blind anyone…lol)

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