Today I was all over town while toting smelly Tuscan cheese and salami in my bag. I certainly got a few odd looks on the bus and was grateful for the frigid day– I can’t imagine what this stuff would smell like on a hot summer day! In particular, my situation became quite fearful while passing a very large dog on the street. But luckily he got distracted by another dog long enough for me to make my escape.
The doctor seemed grateful for the “gift”, but I don’t think he was grateful enough considering he still charged me 100 euro for the appointment. Maybe I should introduce him to my dentist? I have already mentioned that I have a huge crush on my dentist right? Anyways, I bring this guy cheese and salami all the way from Tuscany, AND he gets to see me naked, AND he actually has the nerve to charge me more than my dentist!
Something is definitely wrong with this picture! Besides which, I would actually prefer to get naked for my dentist because he’s at least kinda cute, but I don’t think my husband would approve so much and if I keep breaking more teeth he may start to think I’m eating un-shelled nuts on purpose.
Oops! Was I supposed to remove that before eating? (insert most innocent smile here x)