Scene 1
Me: Sweetie, why are you throwing away your socks?
Husband: Because they’re broken.
Me: Broken? How did they break?
Scene 2
Husband: Can you remember me to buy bread?
Me: Okay.
Scene 3
Husband: Those people own me money.
Me: What people?
Scene 4
Me: I haven’t got any more fazzoletti in my purse.
Husband: That’s because Coco keeps bringing them from your purse.
Translation: the longer I am married to an Italian the better I understand him and the worse my English gets…FYI, fazoletti are those little packages of tissue that Coco goes crazy for and she does steal them from my purse!
PS: Can you please close the light? I’m going to bed. Buonanotte (which can be one or two words)
Big sigh….capisco totally! Anche io…. senza la mia madre lingua, ma con poco italiano! And to think that I once taught English at university level!
Hahaha!!! It totally happens!! Come Kay, ti capisco!
me : what happened with your computer?
my fiance : it’s dead
me : ???? >_<